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"Things To Ask Yourself Before You Knock" Doormat, Toughneck Funny Trades Door Mat
"Things To Ask Yourself Before You Knock" Doormat, Toughneck Funny Trades Door Mat
Cut the small talk and secure the front porch perimeter before anyone even lifts a knuckle. This unapologetic doormat lays out the ultimate checklist for anyone trying to interrupt a tradesman on their hard-earned day off. If they weren't invited, aren't expected, and didn't bring a cold one, they already have their marching orders to turn right back around.
It’s the perfect gatekeeper for the pipefitter, scaffolder, or mechanic who aggressively values their peace and quiet. Give the ultimate gift to the blue-collar household that has zero patience for unannounced guests, ensuring their downtime stays completely undisturbed.
Product features
- Grade-A tufted coconut coir for durable scraping and natural fibers
- Black vinyl anti-slip backing holds the mat firmly in place
- Size 24" × 16" (61 cm × 40.6 cm) fits most doorways
- Built for outdoor use—holds up to weather and heavy foot traffic
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
Care instructions
- Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers.
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