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"If You Don't Have Beer, Fuck Off" Doormat, Toughneck Funny Trades Door Mat
"If You Don't Have Beer, Fuck Off" Doormat, Toughneck Funny Trades Door Mat
Skip the pleasantries and set the entry fee right at the door. This unapologetic doormat lays out the only rule that matters after a brutal shift on the job site. If your guests are showing up empty-handed, they already know exactly what they can do with themselves.
It’s the ultimate front porch warning for the pipefitter, scaffolder, or driller who has zero patience left for unsolicited knockers. Make it the perfect upfront gift for the gritty tradesman in your life, ensuring their downtime stays completely uninterrupted unless someone brought the goods.
Product features
- Grade-A tufted coconut coir for durable scraping and natural fibers
- Black vinyl anti-slip backing holds the mat firmly in place
- Size 24" × 16" (61 cm × 40.6 cm) fits most doorways
- Built for outdoor use—holds up to weather and heavy foot traffic
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
Care instructions
- Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers.
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