{"product_id":"if-you-dont-have-beer-fuck-off-doormat-toughneck-funny-trades-door-mat","title":"\"If You Don't Have Beer, Fuck Off\" Doormat, Toughneck Funny Trades Door Mat","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"model-response-message-contentr_0a68c47bc2485cd2\" class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel enable-updated-hr-color\" dir=\"ltr\" style=\"--animation-duration: 400ms; --fade-animation-function: ease-out;\" aria-live=\"off\" aria-busy=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"model-response-message-contentr_a553f1b4decb3800\" class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel enable-updated-hr-color\" dir=\"ltr\" style=\"--animation-duration: 400ms; --fade-animation-function: ease-out;\" aria-live=\"off\" aria-busy=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eSkip the pleasantries and set the entry fee right at the door. This unapologetic doormat lays out the only rule that matters after a brutal shift on the job site. If your guests are showing up empty-handed, they already know exactly what they can do with themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eIt’s the ultimate front porch warning for the pipefitter, scaffolder, or driller who has zero patience left for unsolicited knockers. Make it the perfect upfront gift for the gritty tradesman in your life, ensuring their downtime stays completely uninterrupted unless someone brought the goods.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Grade-A tufted coconut coir for durable scraping and natural fibers\u003cbr\u003e- Black vinyl anti-slip backing holds the mat firmly in place\u003cbr\u003e- Size 24\" × 16\" (61 cm × 40.6 cm) fits most doorways\u003cbr\u003e- Built for outdoor use—holds up to weather and heavy foot traffic\u003cbr\u003e- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"24\" x 16\"","offer_id":42909756031053,"sku":"15433595483578698561","price":46.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0623\/2991\/3421\/files\/11102284251798770327_2048_custom.jpg?v=1777060295","url":"https:\/\/toughneck.net\/products\/if-you-dont-have-beer-fuck-off-doormat-toughneck-funny-trades-door-mat","provider":"ToughNeck","version":"1.0","type":"link"}